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- Don't like my attitude? Call
1800-KISS-MY-ASS
- Fire Fire ! Go Call Fire
Dept.
- Cool Man ! But Dont Get
Freeze
- Reality Sucks! I’m Gonna
Keep On Dreamin
- If your name was homework,
I'd be doing you on my desk right now...
- No fear! (NAME) is here!
- I Don’t Like The Drugs,
But The Drugs Like Me
- Life's a bitch. Be its pimp
- Unite against togetherness!
- Save a tree, eat a beaver
- What happens if you get
scared half to death... twice?
- Smile, it makes people
wonder what you're up too..
- What is arrogance? Thinking
you can compete with me!
- I’ve lost my phone number,
can I have yours?
- Not me, not now, maybe
later...
- Life's a beach... Surf it
up!
- Gravity always wins
- The easiest way to avoid a
hangover is to just stay drunk
- There are some that are wise
and others that are otherwise
- I'm not an alcoholic. I am a
drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings
- Buy land, they have quit
making it!
- Don't judge a man by his
boxers, it's what's inside that counts
- I'm not suffering from
insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it
- Eat healthy, exercise more,
still die
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