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- Accountants are the best
lovers. They can do it all night long and keep their balance!
- I think I could fall madly
in bed with you
- Behind every great woman, is
a guy looking at her ass
- Camouflage condoms: So they
won't see you coming
- Support wild life - vote for
an orgy!
- The big difference between
sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less
- If you don't have a good
partner you better have a good hand
- Anal Sex is bad... no ifs,
ands, or buts
- Impotence: Nature's way of
saying "no hard feelings"
- The three stages of sex:
Tri-weekly, try weekly, and try weakly
- Warning! Sex may lead to
child support
- Can I offer you some sex in
exchange for.... sex?
- Your village called, their idiot is missing
- Girls/Guys are like lava lamps: good to look at, but not very bright
- I'd smack you but shit splatters!
- Excuse me, but I think my karma just ran over your dogma
- You smell like the splashboard of an Indian urinal during mango
season
- I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an
exception
- I dream about a monster, about you!
- Girls Are So Complex, They
Confuse Themselves!
- Girls Cheat But We Never Get
Caught!
- Good Looking Girls Are Hard
To Find, That's Why You Don't See Me Too Often!
- I have lost
my phone number, can I have yours?
- If you hate
me, I love you too. It ain't my fault I'm better than you
- If you are
drinking to forget, pay in advance
- The funny
thing about Common sense is that it's not very common
- I Dont Like
The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me
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