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- I told my
psychiatrist that everyone hated me. He told me I was being
ridiculous. Everyone hadn't met me yet
- We are
searching for rational reasons for believing in the absurd
- More and
more of our imports come from overseas...
- Take my
advice, I don't use it anyway
- May your
life be like toilet paper - long and useful!
- Its a shame
that stupidity isn't painful
- Now i am
staring at your Door Me & My Last Cigar
- Why are a
wise man and a wise guy opposites?
- Love me ore
leave me. Hey! Where's everybody going??
- Life is one
of those things that most of us find very difficult to avoid
- Life Gives A
Man Many Chances But Death Not !
- On the road
of life, don't forget to stop and eat the roses
- It tastes
like burning
- Boys
Are Bad, Throw Rocks At Them
Boys Are Great, Every Girl Should Own One
Boys Are Like Cars, They Press The Accelerator Too Soon!
Boys Are Like Nappies…Hard To Change And Full Of Shit!
Boys Are Like Pictures, They Are Interesting To Look At, Then They Get
Boring!
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